Oh those crazy Japanese...
Our little Japanese friends are silly. It is kind of funny to see how much different the Japanese culture is from ours. On my little tour of the internet this afternoon I came upon some wacky beauty products. Theese aren't just a little odd, they are insane. I stumbled on a website today that sells beautification products, called Rakuten. I was a little suprised at the first thing I found. I wasn't sure if I should laugh or not. It is a nose clamp of sorts.
The whole idea with this beautiful piece of plastic is to strech the cartalidge in your nose. To achieve this, you wear this barbaric clamp thing for a couple minutes a day. Apparently the Japanese like pointy noses. It could be yours for $6.94 (USD).
The next crazy contraption I stumbled upon is a neck stretcher. Before you laugh, the add says that you inflate the crazy accordian tube thing with air, which will then give you a "refreshing sensation" as it streches your neck. Oh, that can be yours for $25 (USD)...that is if you could buy it in the states.
The last product that I will talk about here you can actually use. It is called "Night Cocoa". The idea here is...well, here are the steps on the website:
1. Bowel Movement
2. Fat Combustion
3. Sound Sleep
So if i get this right, you drink some of that "Night Cocoa", which then acts as a laxative, which in turn makes you use up your fat deposits becuase you just "got rid of" the energy you ate, which then makes you tired, understandably. I bet it tastes just like Nesquik!
If you read Japanese and would like to translate, let me know what it says on the pictures and stuff.
Oh, and before you think Japanese are wierd, you don't have to look far to find some crazy inventions. As you know, we American like to have parties and tailgate, but then you meet limitations of normal kitchen appliances. Take the blender for example. When you go out with your friends for a tailgate sesh, you would like to mix some drinks, maybe even a refreshing milkshake or two. Unless you carry a generator around, a normal blender is all but useless. Not anymore, meet the "Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Blender". This marvel of engineering uses a two stroke gasoline engine to blend anything your heart desires. I bet it would make some killer mulch....
The whole idea with this beautiful piece of plastic is to strech the cartalidge in your nose. To achieve this, you wear this barbaric clamp thing for a couple minutes a day. Apparently the Japanese like pointy noses. It could be yours for $6.94 (USD).The next crazy contraption I stumbled upon is a neck stretcher. Before you laugh, the add says that you inflate the crazy accordian tube thing with air, which will then give you a "refreshing sensation" as it streches your neck. Oh, that can be yours for $25 (USD)...that is if you could buy it in the states.The last product that I will talk about here you can actually use. It is called "Night Cocoa". The idea here is...well, here are the steps on the website:1. Bowel Movement
2. Fat Combustion
3. Sound Sleep
So if i get this right, you drink some of that "Night Cocoa", which then acts as a laxative, which in turn makes you use up your fat deposits becuase you just "got rid of" the energy you ate, which then makes you tired, understandably. I bet it tastes just like Nesquik!
If you read Japanese and would like to translate, let me know what it says on the pictures and stuff.
Oh, and before you think Japanese are wierd, you don't have to look far to find some crazy inventions. As you know, we American like to have parties and tailgate, but then you meet limitations of normal kitchen appliances. Take the blender for example. When you go out with your friends for a tailgate sesh, you would like to mix some drinks, maybe even a refreshing milkshake or two. Unless you carry a generator around, a normal blender is all but useless. Not anymore, meet the "Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Blender". This marvel of engineering uses a two stroke gasoline engine to blend anything your heart desires. I bet it would make some killer mulch....
posted by TJRide at 6:24 PM
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